why am i not in a relationship literally? i would buy you cupcakes or chocolate and come knocking at your door at midnight and we would eat that together and watch a movie like im such a hopeless romantic ffs!
These simple words are so profound & thought provoking.
Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.
if you date me i will probably wake you up for sex at 4am
trying to pick out a wedgie in public
literally all white people on tumblr
When you say something smart and people are shocked
i want a bf :/
and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill
im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh
I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.